French Reggy doesn’t let a ninja slide. In fact, he has never let a ninja slide. How could we let this story go untold? From basketball flagrant fouls to telling someone off, Nothing surpasses the time he got kidnapped. After one year and some change, we finally get the abduction story full of swashbuckling action, cliffhanging suspense, and a ransom call. And this is the No Nonsense Show, so I will just say that sometimes people just need to laugh.