Jackass At The Repass – Pillow Talk

Kit and I went to a family members homegoing ceremony and are now at odds about the benefit it served to the widower. I happen to think that in that moment all of the God gotcha talk is condescending. Kit thinks it gets you through. Either way, I have specific instructions for what I want at my funeral. These three rules shall hereby be granted and witnessed by all of you who listen on this day. In his name we...ahhh man that's already too many words.

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